75+ Revealing JERRY & MARGE GO LARGE Quotes

Jerry & Marge Go Large dropped on the Paramount+ streaming service yesterday, June 17th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 75+ of the best and most revealing Jerry & Marge Go Large quotes.

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Jerry & Marge Go Large Quotes

Today they are on their way to buy lottery tickets. Lots and lots of lottery tickets.

They don’t need luck.

“Inspired by a true story. In all probability. “

Every system can use an improvement.

If you can lose it, it’s gambling.

It’s not gambling, there is a way to win every time.

The math is in your favor and they missed it.

You’re going to have to tell me what’s going on. I’m too old to wait it out.

I did everything I was supposed to do, everything I had to do. Now it’s too late to do anything else.

I don’t like math.

We’re not lottery people.

He just doesn’t know the formula for “I miss you.”

I’m playing the lottery, and I’m winning.

I gave $20 to Shirley’s lottery pool. I guess it’s not such a big deal now.

I had to try it. I found this flaw in the game, and I had to find out if I was right.

I waited 40 years for it to be just us, and so far we kind of suck at it.

We have Jeopardy.

I want to have fun.

Keep things quiet. You know, like how I park a block away at a good garage sale.

It looks like we’re about to rob a bank.

All we need is a ticket machine, right?

The Pick and Shovel, perfect name. It’s what you need to dig a grave.

I’m glad we’re being crazy.

We’ve got 8,000 tickets to check.

I think we’re gonna need more Oreos.

Do you really think we’re the only ones that know?

Did you ever think that the world isn’t passing you by? Maybe you were meant to be here. To work in the factory and to care about all these people the way you do, because the day would come when you could help them.

You said the more we bet, the better the odds.

Go big or go home.

It’s not criminal. We’re gonna pay taxes on all the winnings and claim expenses.

It’s always just math.

I’ll be in your business, Pop Pop.

We’re professional lottery players.

What if we weren’t customers? What if we were partners?

We doubled it!

The first thing you learn at Harvard is that you are here for your future. The second thing, it’s all bullsh*t.

If we pull this off, then we are legends.

The best music is the music you make up as you go along.

When we get audited, the IRS will want a copy of all the losing tickets we bought.

You have a share, you did from the start.

I didn’t want to count nickels without you.

This is a shareholder meeting. It’s not a party.

It’s Newton’s law. If you push against something, it’s gonna push back.

We need to make as much money as we can while we can.

You can print out 24 hours a day, plus unlimited pie.

She certainly seems spirited.

Looks like money well spent.

Look at you guys. It’s like Up.

We have an army of betters. You won’t even have to leave your rocking chair.

This is our anniversary. And you are killing the ambience of our liquor store.

You’re welcome to take a Red Bull for the road. Or maybe a juice box.

I guess it wouldn’t be a prom without dumb teenagers.

I hope you find your frog.

You’re not as good at calculating people as you are numbers. So you haven’t really run the math on what somebody like me would do to win.

We hacked into the state lottery to find where you were betting.

It’s just math. Nothing personal.

You had a good run. You made some cash for Mayberry. Now it’s over. Enjoy your golden years.

Due to some new variables in the game, we’re going to have to stop playing.

It’s not about the math. It’s about being human.

I’ve watched you spend so much of your life just being overlooked and pushed around. Nobody knew what you could do. Nobody cared. And then you finally took your shot, and you brought us all with you.

You made our little town feel big.

It’s never been a gift. It’s been a trick.

Your brain tells you you see what others don’t, but in the end, you’re just seeing less.

I’m just trying to do the right thing.

As long as you and I have each other, we are not afraid to be stupid.

If we create a rolldown when nobody expects it, we take it all. We squeeze the other players out.

Last time I checked, my father never made a million dollars in a night.

Did you come ridin’ down on your tractor to give me a whopping?

I was always good at math, but it took a long time for me to figure people out.

You told me the reason I play the lottery is because I have nothing else. But the reason you won’t share the pot is because you have nothing else.

We’d like the website to show the size of the jackpot. That prevents any group from forcing a roll down. Makes it fair for anybody who plays.

Let’s break this guy. He wants a war? We’ll give him one.

I counted nickels with you because it was something I understood. I didn’t know a better way to spend time with you, I just knew that I wanted to.

They helped their entire town. The flaw isn’t the story.

It was more than just a game to him. He finally got to use his gift to connect to people.

I won the jackpot before we ever started.

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